xdressing madness ftw + idoling

[ordinaryanomaly]

D'you know what the best thing about Merlin fandom is? Huh? Do ya? Crossdressing!Merlin fic. I really, really love crossdressing!Merlin fic. I've found four or five already, and I WANTSES MOAR!

There's just something about the thought of lovely little Colin/Merlin in a dress that flays me into melty, messy bits of fangirl. Tack on some porn and I am launched into the stratosphere. And DOOD All The Crossdressing!Merlin fics I've found are PORNtastic.

For your pleasure (and possible amusement) I present...

My favorite Crossdressing!Merlin Fic Recs:

Misrule

Disguises and Imposters

Wherein Merlin Wears a Dress and Arthur Buggers the Hell Out of Him

Er, they're all smutty, I think. Some more than others. The last is pure PWP.

*****

Okay, onto other things. Such as, say, ADAM LAMBERT!!!! How freaking adorable is he? How sexy is he? How much do I love him? The answer to all of these questions is VERY VERY VERY. I hope he gets far in American Idol. I do not hope he wins, however. He is much to good for this competition. I don't want him censored AT ALL.

He was SO FUCKING SEXY last week. I liked his version of "Black or White"--and, seriously, it's almost impossible to get me to like a Michael Jackson song. I stubbornly and irrationally hate him and his music. However, my heart was in my throat and stars were in my eyes when I watched his performance. He's just so...just so...

There are no words to describe this kid, honestly.

I didn't particularly like his performance this week, and in a way it sort of even seemed like a big, cunty "fuck you" to the country music industry (although that sorta almost maybe made me like him more). He knew he had to do it, but by god he did not have to like it, and in his ostentatious, queeny way told them exactly that by taking that song and fucking it brutally, sans lube. Simon didn't like the song, but the twinkle in his eye and the way he was trying not to grin said he totally knew and was probably reluctantly amused by it. I could just hear him snorting and saying "Screw all the nice things you idiots said about his performance. That was nothing but a grade A bitch-fit." I just hope it doesn't cost my boy votes.

Against all reason I totally love this show.

EDIT: DOOD! I forgot to mention. I absolutely LOVE how Simon practically CAME IN HIS PANTS last week after Adam's performance. I saw him fall in love, I truly believe this. Why else wouldn't he have flayed Adam alive this week? It really was kind of awful.

EDIT: O.o.... Wow... I'm kind of an idiot, aren't I? Sorry, guys, I dunno what came over me. I'm going to blame it on being ill. Anyway. Yeah. *wanders away a little shaken at the depths of own psychoses*