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[ordinaryanomaly]

Go lookit all the shiny new icons i made. They're pretty standard and nothing to really brag about as I did them in PAINT but I'm pretty proud of them and myself. Nevermind. I took them down.

I was up all night (literally all night) with a horrible stomach ache. I had a bottle of Pepto on one side and a bottle of asprin on the other and I alternated every couple hours or so. It's been a hellish twelve hours. 

Good thing the compy can distract me from almost anything, including (literally) gutwrenching pain. Usually. Woke my g-ma up a couple times with my moans of pain. I wish I could just throw up already. What kind of  a sick joke is it that I get what feels like the FLU in August? Tell me that, huh oh crazy god or goddess of IRONY.

Though I did eat out yesterday. Is it possible I have food poisoning? No one else in the fam has it though, or at least they haven't said anything about THEIR GUTS TIEING THEMSELVES INTO SQUARE AND HALF-KNOTS, and I ate the same thing as them. I asked VERY thoroughly. It could be possible that my chicken was a little undercooked or something and I have salmonella. Gods what a thought. *queezy* I'm so afraid of salmonella and ecoli that it's almost a phobia. I don't eat pink meat. Ever.

Anyway, I dun know what it is, but as time goes on it's getting easier to ignore. Not that I'm going to do ANYTHING AT ALL TODAY. I am a supremely whiny little bitch when I'm sick (or burned or hurt in any way) and mark my words EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH PAIN I'M IN UNTIL I'M NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE.

Fuck, I can't even sleep it hurts so bad.

I have not eaten since around 3 o'clock yesterday and the thought of food...well lets just not think about that, kay? 

Any suggestions? Remedies? Shotguns I could use real quick to off myself?

*whimper*

I'm such a little fuckin girl when it comes to pain. Or is that a little boy? I don't remember.

ETA: I just watched the first episode of Scrubs on youtube. OMGsomuchloveibitmyknucklestokeepfromsqueeling. *cough* not that squeels didn't escape anyway, but it hurt less when I was able to hold them in.